there was this big debate as to whether we should throw our mortar boards (those black hats) for a picture when someone remarked that it'd be difficult to get them back after the picture was taken so we'd just go through the motions of throwing them. like seconds before the picture was actually taken someone shouted '1, 2, 3, THROW!' and i don't know why but i really ripped the mortar board off my head, pulling the pins securing it down as well, and flung it so high up!
and that's when i realised that nobody else did that, everyone was still hanging onto their hats. and at that exact moment, a voice (that i clearly recognised as lloyd's) went "wahlau! na yi ge idiot zhen de qu diu! gey gey er yi la!" which translates to - wahlau, who is the stupid idiot who really threw the hat! we're supposed to pretend only la! and of course on top of that i had to throw it diagonally so i really didn't know where it was because it just started raining and everyone was rushing inside and so ther i was, frantically looking for the hat. and i was so embarrassed i lied that someone took my hat and threw it away as a joke instead... and then i found it like 5-10 minutes later lying on the FLOOR ok i had to go and pick it up so paiseh, then everyone'd know that i was the idiot tsk.
my dad took us for lunch at the Bar and Billiard Room at Raffles Hotel after that which was rather disappointing because it cost way too much for what little variety they had - everything was just rich food. little arty portions of goose liver, raw squid and something, lobsters, oysters, heaps of sashimi, chi chi potato soup (that tasted like too watery instant mash), ham with rock melons soaked in port etc you know, the rich food that doesn't really taste fantastic but is just popular and widely craved because it's associated with richness. sometimes the high class don't know what they're missing by never going to a hdb zhi ca stall.
after another lousy attempt at a run with kaif that ended up as a walk back at siglap we were walking out to beer garden when my super big ears picked up the sound of mewing coming from...above. ther's definitely a cat in the tree we were standing under but i just couldn't see it and suddenly realised that maybe it wasn't a cat but a scary-you-know-what, but luckily kaif could hear it too. then he saw it and it was a greyish-black cat stuck in the tree! that's abt the most authentically american thing i've ever seen in singapore, save for the absence of a fire engine. which we didn't need because kaif went to climb the tree to rescue the cat!
this isn't a small tree. it was at least 5 metres and the cat was even further up and not some big fish sort of tree that had big broad strong branches. i think it was some relative of a damn weeping willow man. but he managed to lodge his feet in this fork in the trunk abt 3m up and grab the poor cat who was mewing and mewing so pitifully and scared-ly. halfway through this bunch of stupid angmohs who probbaly had nothing better to do but go to Blooie's to drink their stupid lives away walked by and commented that what we really needed was a rifle to shoot the cat down.
the poor little cat was so terrified of heights and getting down it just dug its claw into kaif's hands and clung onto so tightly to his arm when he was trying to 'hand it down' to my outstretched arms but once it was on the ground it started licking itself, coughing a bit, and then rolled all over and started loving us and rubbing itself all over us for saving it. what a hero kaif is! the tree really looked like it was going to break since as we know, he is not the world's lightest being. i'm so glad he wasn't like one of those damn angmohs or one of those boys who think that liking cats is a sissy thing to do. i bet a lot of macho-wannabes would probably have said that it deserved to be there and called it a pussy thinking that it'd a funny word or something. but the cat really looked and sounded so thankful to be back on ground and i really felt like we, ok he, saved it. i hope it remembers us and helps us if either one of us ever needs help, like say, we're getting mugged on the long walk in, it could then like pounce on the mugger and start biting and scratching it.
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July 14 2005, 20:06:02 UTC 6 years ago
REALLY NO ONE threw? So boring, NUS convocation. Cannot pin things on ur robe/mortar board, cannot throw.... Maybe I'll give mine a miss.
So funny, u and ur kitty-pouncing-on-mugger... :P
July 15 2005, 02:00:01 UTC 6 years ago
super kitty to the rescue
thats so sweet. i'm glad u and kaif rescued it. it might not literally come and save you 2, but in the circle of life you both will definitely receive good fortune. i am a very firm believer of the circle being round. you get what you give.congratulations on your official graduation. i guess you and kaif have also worked things out seeing as you're both walking around siglap saving cats and all.
July 15 2005, 08:19:45 UTC 6 years ago
I hate expats
hehehehh!!! I am so proud of the two of you for saving the cat.I hope those ang moh dicks (whom I'm sure are either American or Australian machofucks) fall into the drain one day and then get their puny genitals eaten away by rats.
Last night I was at this Korean barbecue restaurant in Chjimes which is so chichic (thank you F for bringing me!) and there were these fucking irritating american expats having dinner there, I mean getting drunk on sakae, and they were bawling the night away disturbing everyone in the huge restaurant and I really, really wanted to throw a red hot burning charcoal from my grill at them to see them sizzle. Think they so fucking cool somemore, walk by our table still make some fucking lousiest-non-joke-in-the-world.
July 15 2005, 21:26:13 UTC 6 years ago
Re: I hate expats
they made a joke abt you?americans really think they're so IT ah. in europe they also just lord over everything and in the queues they just talk so loudly and obnoxiously and even if they're not making fun of someone they're bragging abt this and that great thing in their lives etc. and they are so stupid. of course those yale harvard people are evidently smart but i think the average american is truly stupid, definitely not those expats here because i'm sure they're getting their expat pay for a reason but yes, have you see those people on wheel of fortune? oh my god. so damn stupid.
i think to some extent australians are better than americans. but of course you have the nice ones like keanu reeves.
July 15 2005, 23:26:07 UTC 6 years ago
Re: I hate expats
oh no, we were trying to turn the heat down and the "joke" was about the knob or whatever or the heat or something so oh my goodnessly unfunny I cannot even remember.I just hate that they think they're so great. Like please, look at the mess they make of the world man, with their fancy redneck president.
July 16 2005, 02:22:37 UTC 6 years ago
do you rem the cat in the tree outside eusoff in year 1? how many days was it up there for ah? maybe it was kaif who brought it down eventually!
July 16 2005, 20:21:17 UTC 6 years ago